I’M BACK!

I’m back like a turtle getting its butt brushed!

And now back to our regularly scheduled cat videos

Of mixed provenance.

This is my brain right now

Too many movies. SIGH.

VERY IMPORTANT: THE OTTER AND THE BADGER ARE FRIENDS

Via Buzzfeed.

I adore this specific wombat

I feel like I’m chewing cotton wool writing this section, so I’m just going to stare at this wombat, then at the jaguarundi, until I feel stable again. Via Neatorama.

I adore the jaguarundi, and all who comment on him

‘Sorry, I didn’t read a single word of this post past the headline. That photo has me mesmerized. He’s like a cross between a cat and a mossy tree deep into the woods. And now I will give him all my money.’

Fayza, commentor on the Houston Press, I want to be on you.

Man plays clarinet while covered in bees

Apparently all you have to do is coat yourself in a special bee perfume. Via Arbroath.

Human Xanax

I mean that as a compliment. I used to watch the almost unbearably dorky Engineers’ Guide To Cats whenever stressed or anxious, and it never failed to make me feel better, because that nice grey-haired engineer loves his kitties, and his sweet-faced young friend loves his kitties, and they made a deeply embarrassing video about their kitties, and all is right in the world. This video has the same effect, only with more unintentional racism and annoyance of cats. The only problem is I could never get the preternaturally calm and food obsessed Toki to yodel. He likes to be held tightly. Weirdo.

Via @monkeh.

Finally!

I find a version of Green Porno available outside of the US. God, I love Isabella Rosselini. Via Swiss Miss

Small man with cat

Via Neatorama.