I’m bitchin! Great hair! The boys all love to stare! I’m wanted! I’m hot! I’m everything you’re not! I’m pretty! I’m cool! I dominate this school! Who am I? Just guess! Boys want to touch my chest!
WE ARE THE TOROS! THE MIGHTY MIGHTY TOROS!
One of the ways I survive writing my PhD thesis is to imagine my completion seminar. And by completion seminar, I mean the way I will enter some anonymous university seminar room to give my completion seminar. Now I know how it will happen. It will happen like this. Exactly like this. Thanks, Videogum.
No, I will always love you, adorable round Taiwanese kid singing a Dolly Parton song. Via the peerless Clem Bastow.
He looks at all kinds of awesome things. Via Swissmiss.
Via The Daily What.
Star Warz burlesque. Just wait ’til you see sexy Jabba the Hutt.
I am the professor, the guy in the chicken suit is a bunch of undergrads, and the class room is My Lawn, and I would like to do as the professor does and chase those damned kids off it. Via Buzzfeed.
Oh, Ellen, you are indeed a saucy lady. Via This Isn’t Happiness.
Via The Daily What.
Let’s make 2010 TOTALLY METAL!
By the way, if you’re not watching ‘Metalocalypse’ there is something deeply wrong with you. The above is from the most recent season, from an episode where Toki Wartooth (feline) and Toki Wartooth (animated) became one and the same person. Enjoy!