Are you listening, science? Instead of kicking robot dogs and building robot models and oversized, terrifying robot babies, you should just make things that look nothing like people and function only to make people happy. If this curious robo-clops doesn’t fill your heart with joy you are COLD and DEAD inside. Via never slap the gift donkey.
So you’ve given Big Dog horns now? After you kicked Big Dog and made your human-on-robot violence popular through YouTube? That’s a dick move, Science. Haven’t you seen the trailer for Terminator: Salvation? Soon Big Dog will be crushing human skulls and Christian Bale will be mad and shouty and it’ll be all your fault, Science.