Third Chakra

My sister came to visit, goodness, almost a month ago, and she brought with her a hard drive full of television. Included was a little show called ‘Make It or Break It,’ about teenage gymnasts and the drama that happens to teenage gymnasts. At first you’d think it’d be a fairly standard riff on the ‘Bring It On,’ ‘Stick It,’ full of fizzy teen quippiness, but it’s quite the opposite. ‘Make It or Break It’ is largely about sex and teenage girls with preternaturally shiny hair, mostly whether or not teenage girls should have sex (answer: no). Any humour is entirely unintentional, and I love it, so I decided to cut together some of the more ridiculous moments.

And it took…. forever. I have no idea what compelled me to keep doing it; I think it must have been the pile of marking besides my desk. Anyway, here are the best parts of what I will call the Gymnasts and Hymens show. Enjoy.