VERY IMPORTANT: this bear thinks he’s people
Posted: March 22nd, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: very important | No Comments »
Via Arbroath.
And with this, the internet became self aware
Posted: March 20th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: internettage, kittehs | Tags: cat, der humpink, trolololololololo | No Comments »Via The Daily What.
Sexy Death Star, you say?
Posted: March 17th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: internettage | Tags: boobies, death star, sexy, star wars | No Comments »
Star Warz burlesque. Just wait ’til you see sexy Jabba the Hutt.
PWNED
Posted: March 8th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: filmses | No Comments »
HELL TO THE YES. Via ONTD.
Right now
Posted: March 4th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: internettage | Tags: my lawn, new semester, stupid kids | No Comments »I am the professor, the guy in the chicken suit is a bunch of undergrads, and the class room is My Lawn, and I would like to do as the professor does and chase those damned kids off it. Via Buzzfeed.
Censored
Posted: March 1st, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: musics | 1 Comment »Moar wholesome 70s nudity, MOAR. Via Madden Meiners.
What I reckon: ‘Valentines Day’
Posted: February 17th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: movies | Tags: littlest indian bride, magical intellectually disabled person, valentines day | No Comments »
There was a magical retard intellectually challenged person at an airport security gate cheering on Mr Demi Moore as he ran to stop a woman of value from boarding a flight.
At the beginning of the film Mr Moore helpfully elbowed an Asian man out of an interview with a news crew because said Asian man had (hilariously) poor English.
At some point an Indian woman comforts her lonely 8 year old daughter by saying one day they’ll arrange for ‘a good husband.’
Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner remain very attractive. Jessica Alba hits her mark, stays in the light and seems to wear the same thing every take for continuity. Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth.
What’s up with Topher Grace? Topher Grace is intolerant of Anne Hathaway’s second job as a phone sex operator – how very ‘Girl 6′ – but it’s okay, he comes to terms with her whoring by the end. He also seems to be working out, so there’s that.
There was VERY VERY NEARLY a sweaty dickdonktacular sex scene between Eric Dane and Bradley Cooper but it didn’t happen and that broke my heart. Way to ruin Valentines Day, ‘Valentines Day.’
Happy Valentines Day, everyone!
Posted: February 14th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: internettage | No Comments »
Oh, Ellen, you are indeed a saucy lady. Via This Isn’t Happiness.
PRO TIP
Posted: February 12th, 2010 | Author: Rach | Filed under: these things i think | No Comments »
Polish your shoes. You’ll feel diligent and purposeful, and the smell will remind you of grown ups you knew and liked as a kid. If you are me, for instance, you’ll think of your mum in her dress uniform and oddly-shaped hat clipping along in high heels that sound like someone taking care of business.